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Originally Posted by kathmandude
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commander : "agent x, your duty is to upload important data from indonesia goverment at jakarta"
agent x : "copy that. mission will be executed at 1600 gmt+7"
#at 1600 gmt+7#
commander : "agent x, hows your mission?"
agent x : "so far so good boss, preparing upload now"
command : "good! remember, keep your track clean"
agent x : "will do sir!..... uuhhhhhh sir, i got some minor problem here"
command : "what is it? is the mission compromised?"
agent x : "no sir, i've got a virus in this computer"
command : "a virus? can you make it clean?"
agent x : "umm negative sir, this virus is unknown in our database"
command : "how about the data? is it deleted?"
agent x : "negative sir, this virus only showing some nude jpeg on screen"
command : "....oh, well, proceed with the mission agent!"
agent x : "uploading the data now sir"
command : "how much time it takes?"
agent x : "uhhhh..... 5kbps for 10Gb, it takes forever... sir"
command : "what the hell ?!"
#at forever#
command : "how's the mission going agent?"
agent x : "finished upload sir, i will move to extraction point now"
command : "wait a minute agent!"
agent x : "what is it sir?"
command : "i want that virus, can you get it?"
agent x : "what the..."